Leggs - I dont know how to use them

I believe I am a 100% failure at shaving my legs. First of all I never shave and there are a few reasons for this. One no one ever sees my legs but me and I do mean no one. Now this might be a sad reality but it is what it is. I don’t even like to look just happen to have to be there when I get undressed to shower. Second its insulation I mean on Monday when its 38 its perfect no need for socks even but it dose suck on Tuesday when its 80. But I would like to feel more like a girl instead of a boy with hairy legs ok lets correct that maybe a female monkey or something that has no access to razors. I also some how convince my self that I am saving money by not having to by the $15 pack of 4 razors that often. But what I have actually discovered is that its really none of these things. It is 100% that I just suck at it. I hate doing things I am not good at and after attempt after attempt its just easier to give up. But what will you do if you ever do date you might say well first of all that is highly unlikely just judging from my recent dating life it seams that well has dried up. But I understand that you should never count your self out all together so I do need to be prepared for such a unlikely event. But how I mean I feel like I do all the right things. I buy the fancy razors and good for your skin shave gel but still I come out of the shower every freaking time with huge patches of long ass hair surrounded by smooth spots. I have to say you need to be all or nothing in this situation I mean you just look ill when you have strips of hair some places and other places are fine. And the knees just forget it is like trying to clime the Rockies. Occasionally I will sit down at the tub and with great effort get all the hair but then of course when I do this I also end up with a huge cut down the majority of my leg. I used to be good at this and diligent I mean I shaved all time and was a master of my blades but recently I just don’t have the power I once held. Perhaps it is a reflection on my current reality and at some point I will be able to be a normal girl again for now I will just leave you with this. If you haven’t seen me in any thing other than pants in a while don’t ask and I wont tell.