Why people annoy me

1. How can you not tell you spit food every were when you eat
2. Don’t lie to my face and then get mad when I call you out on it
3. Don’t tell me how busy you are and then sit in my office and chat for an hour
4. Don’t ask me to walk 4 blocks to go get coffee with you when its 105 out side
5. How do you not know that your saliva gathers in the corners of your mouth like a drooling dog
6. Don’t try to be my friend when I know you talk shit about me behind my back
7. Don’t tell me there is not much you can do about ants overtaking my office
8. Respect my personal space – do not stand so close to me in a line that I can feel your body heat
9. I cant think of more right now but I am sure I will